Help me personalize your BRANDISHING YOU experience for you (in under a minute)!...

1 / 10

So tell me, buttercup, which one describes you the best?

My brand feels like a plastic version of myself.

My brand doesn't have any social movement, underrepresented subculture, or passionate point of view driving it.

My brand comes across as "everyone's cup of tea" instead of "someone's shot of whiskey."

My copy sounds like my personality left the building.

My brand looks like I bought it at the Dollar Store®.

My offers aren't making the "yes" a no-brainer.

My business isn't attracting kindreds on a regular, reliable basis.

2 / 10

What stresses you out the most right now?

How my brand feels

How my brand behaves

Who my brand helps

How my brand sounds

How my brand looks

What products + services I offer

How people will find me

3 / 10

What kinda buzz kills are you running into right now?

Everything I create feels watered down or generic.

I don't know what sets me apart from everyone else.

I don't know how to get in my kindred's head + heart.

I don't know how to pull my personality into my copy.

I don't know where to pull inspiration from for my design.

I don't know what to offer or how much to charge.

I don't want to have to work so hard for every sale.

4 / 10

Which nagging question is bouncing around in your head the hardest right now?

How do I figure out who I am as a brand and what makes me the best choice for the kindreds I want to work with?

What's the best positioning for my brand, based on WHO I am and WHAT I specialize in?

How do I figure out who my pocket of people are and where I can find more of them online?

What's the trick to writing so true to my real voice that people can hear me in their head when they read my content?

How do I know if the logo, colors, and fonts I'm playing around with are even right for my brand?

How can I keep relaunching the same offers over and over again without burning out my audience?

How do I create the type of content that keeps generating traffic + sales for years to come?

5 / 10

If Genie slid into your DMs, ready to fix all of your branding problems, which one would you ask him to fix first?

Figure out what personality traits and world beliefs makes me "the one" in my kindreds' eyes.

Flesh out the exact how, what, why, who, and when I specialize in within my broader market.

Find me a customer base that’s so down for me that they can't help but talk me up to anyone who'll listen.

Make my website feel like such a "breath of fresh air" that kindreds devour it likes it’s their drug of choice.

Give my brand a design aesthetic that has so much meaning it practically chants my personality + purpose.

Make my content connect so hard that kindreds are 90% sold before they even know what I'm selling.

Figure out which search or social platform I'll be the happiest contributing to the world with my content.

6 / 10

What part of your brand experience needs to be upgraded the most?

Making sense of who I am and how I see the world so I can step into the starring role of "OBVIOUS choice" in my kindreds' eyes.

Differentiating myself in my market with a sincerity that’ll speak to my kindreds like a Siamese twin they've been separated from since birth.

Being able to predict my kindreds' feelings and understand their thoughts so deeply that I can articulate them better than they can.

Knowing what to say and how to say it to make my kindreds feel like "This is what I've been looking for!" the instant they hit my website.

Creating a brand design style that's so freakin’ ingenious and intentional it’s almost immediately seared into people’s memories.

Addressing every argument, objection, and concern bouncing around in my kindreds' heads so hard that it feels like I rummaged through their thoughts.

Making my social media profile(s) the most delightfully refreshing, ridiculously relevant, and unbelievably validating brand in my kindred's feed(s).

7 / 10

What are you logging the most internet searches trying to figure out right now?

Personality + Belief System

Market Positioning + Differentiation

Ideal Customers + Audience Segementing

Voice + Copy

Website + Brand Identity

Business Model + Product Suite

Marketing + Content Strategies

8 / 10

What brand new REALITY would make your whole year?

Being so comfortable being myself online that I know exactly what strategies and tactics are right for me?

Making my kindreds feel so seen and heard that they realize I'm the real deal... in record time.

Working with kindreds I love so much they blur the line between sale and soul sistah or mistah.

Wielding my words with such conviction that they filter out everyone but my kindreds.

Flaunting a brand style that's as original as my DNA and and as recognizable as my face.

Having an offer suite that maximizes the lifetime value of each and every kindred I'm blessed to aquire.

Reaching my kindreds without selling myself like a common whore across every social media platform.

9 / 10

What are you sick + tired of the most when it comes to your branding?

I'm sick + tired of downplaying my uniqueness and what I bring to the table because I'm afraid of what others will think.

I'm sick + tired of not knowing how to translate my purpose into something my kindreds actually care about.

I'm sick of slaving over a customer avatar for weeks at a time with no clue how to translate it into more sales.

I'm tired of sounding like a marketing pamphlet when I'm talking about my products/services.

I'm tired of having a website that looks like a broke-ass lemonade stand run by crayon-wielding toddlers.

I'm tired of getting myself farther into a business model that's not working for my personality or lifestyle.

I'm tired of creating boatloads of free content that's lucky to get a few eyeballs on before it fades into the online ether.

10 / 10

If you had one "branding" penny to make a wish with, what would you wish for?

I wish people felt like they've just found the answer to their dreams when they land on my website.

I wish I was techni-color clear on what I want to achieve with my business and how I'm going to achieve it.

I wish I had a manual to all the emotional, situational, and behavioral circumstances my kindreds are going through.

I wish my content was so eye-opening that it made my kindreds Scooby-Doo their screen when they read it.

I wish I had a brand style that's so legendary it makes my content feel like it's in a league of its own.

I wish I was making more RELIABLE income I can actually count on every month, without creating more offers.

I wish I knew how to crank out amazing content in a matter of minutes so I can finally be consistent.

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